Perspiring Alcohol

I just came from mr x's where I had been an hour or so to find Walliams slumped against our next door neighbours door drunk as a skunk.

Barely able to stand he was smelling like a brewery, is as white as a sheep with purple lips, has black eyes his pupils are that dilated, can barely speak let alone string a sentence together... And once helped into the flat got lost looking for the toilet.

Let's hope he is so drunk all he can do is sleep because anything else and this is gonna be a looooong night!