Thursday, 6 September 2012

Bump & Grind


So my new upstairs neighbours are beginning to grind on me a little.  I think it is a group of lads as they are pretty noisy, talk loudly, stomp about and constantly have music playing (with mega loud bass.. remove the bass it probably wouldn't bother me) and when you do hear a female voice this often leads to a a few hours or ooooooooooooooo ahhhhhhhhhhhhh mmmmmmmmmm later in the night.  Last night tipped me over the edge.  


I was in most the day yesterday before work and had the dulcit tones of the bass beating over and over in my head as I tried to get paperwork done.  After work I was met with either war movies on their TV for xbox as there were lots of bomb and screaming noises.  Luckily my bedroom is usually much quieter so I got to sleep no problem but was woken up at 4am to bed squeaking and one of the guys moaning and groaning so loudly he should be starring in his own porno.  I'm like a bear with a sore head today.

Think I might have to pop up and introduce myself.  So tempting to take an introduction parcel (WD40 for their bed and masking tape for his mouth)... Am I getting old bloggers?

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Noisy Neighbour - David Guetta Ft. Akon
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KonPlW7EbYs

2 comments:

  1. No, you're not getting old. Being kept awake by *other people's* sex is tedious when you have to work. It's not like we're in halls of residence and only have to get up for teletubbies. My upstairs neighbour has the loudest girlfriend ever. I think she saw a porn film and decided that's how it should be done all the time. I mean it has to be deliberate.

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  2. Haha I hate that! I have to say I've lived beside and with a few female screamers in the past but this whole guy thing is new territory for me.

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