Tuesday, 31 January 2012

Busses, Bosses and Booze

Just home from the conference with work and I'm shattered.  I'm sure you want to hear me talk about work as much as I want to exfoliate my face with a cheese grater so here are the high/lowlights:

  • Coach chattage and giggles
  • Getting to know three of my more distant colleagues better
  • Planking on top of the retro TV in the hotel.
  • Convincing another manager to plank in the bar wearing a onesie
  • Rush hour traffic making extending the bus journey 1hr
  • Hotel that smells like old people (even if super clean)
  • Great Italian food in the hotel restaurant
  • Networking with the 'powers that be'
  • Free bar
  • Sexual advances from a married man
  • Married man following me to my bedroom and having to have the door shut in his face.
  • Married man knocking at my door 10mins later asking to 'come in for a drink' and being met by the sound of me turning the lock in the door
  • Hellish hangover and lack of sleep
  • Awful breakfast with sexual harassment married man trying to locate a seat next to me.
  • Interesting conference.
  • Regret at taking the vegetarian lunch option (plate of carrots and potato...weird!)
  • Great bus banter on the coach trip back home.
  • Pending facebook 'friend' invite from sexual harassment man
Ola bed!

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