It may make your teeth purple and your lips black but when you can't be assed to walk to the fridge to fill your glass up a drink best served at room temperature is your best friend :)
Would you rather walk backwards the rest of your life or stump your toe every time you took a step forward?
Would you rather be completely bald (no eyebrows, no hair, no eyelashes) or have blue skin?
I could contemplate 101 things but the only subject on my mind this evening is one of numbers. I just watched the film 'what's your number?' and let me tell you... If the average person sleeps with 10.5 people in their lifetime... I am seriously oversubscribed! Also, apparently any female who has slept with over 20 people is destined to be single forever... well 97% anyway. Sheesh!
Which brought me to my task for the evening (bottle of red in hand), to make my 'list'. How many people have I slept with anyway, and will I be joining the 97th percentile?
The good news is that I have yet to reach the dizzy heights of 20. The not so good new is that 10.5 passed long ago and making my list was waaaaaaaaay harder than expected. I can't remember the name of one guy entirely, have forgotten the surname of several and to be honest feel I may have missed a few along the way. Oh dear!
For those of you who have been following me a while you will know that I don't really qualify to fall into the category of 'slut' but seriously... who knew I would make it to the 'trollop' grey area.
*sigh
This week no less than 2 men have told me that I would make a 'great girlfriend', both of which are in relationships... think I have hit that horrible land of almost 30 and single desperados. Oh dear.
So my number... its 15.
What's yours?
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Benjamin Taylor - Wicked Way
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